Commemorative Eulogy speech: Jordan Belfort

For this speech, you will be specifically constructing a eulogy. It will be a creative eulogy where you will be presenting a 2 to 3-minute speech eulogizing a person or thing. This should be creative. You are not permitted to eulogize a real person from your personal life. Examples: you can eulogize Kim Kardashian from the perspective of Kanye, you can eulogize SpongeBob from the perspective of Patrick, you can eulogize your social life, you can eulogize a broken phone, just about anything is fair game as long as it's creative and interesting.
The parameters for this speech are as follows: first you will connect the audience to the event. You must say that “today we are here to celebrate the life of blank.” You must use descriptive language throughout your speech to add emotional quality and interest. You will have to place at least 5 literary elements throughout your speech. These must be highlighted with the literary element used in parentheses. You will be permitted to read your speech in class off of a manuscript. On the day of your speech, you will bring in two copies, one for me and one for you.
My person of choice for the speech will be Jordan Belfort from the movie "The Wolf of Wall Street".
Literary devices: https://scribemedia.com/literary-devices/